3 Monkeys and a Martini is a humor blog. It's sassy, snarky, and profane. I use words like va-jay-jay and hoo-haa (which means I write about such things at times). I sometimes include recipes when I'm feeling particularly domestic, but that doesn't happen often. ;) Bring a glass of wine and take a load off by laughing through this hilarious experience of motherhood with me!